promethazines:

shyriadracnoir:

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

constable-connor:

catchymemes:

Wheeee!

This is some next level gaming right here

goblinlord:

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

bradley-upperbitch-iii:

Translation:

Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–

longlore:

starwarsgraphictee:

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

enoughtohold:

thanks duolingo but i know that one

dont-fear-thereaper:

thefurtrade:

tinypi:

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

VINES ARE THERAPY

imcrying

dietcokeinacanonly:

He’s being so careful I’m crying

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.